L- Madonna Rocks My Pants

Apparently Madonna Stopped by Reddit on Monday for a game of “ask me anything.”  Of course the 55-year-old, incredibly HOT, Queen of Pop kept the interview very interesting, discussing equal rights, turning Frank Ocean straight, and if she were a top or a bottom.

Here are a few of my favorite questions and answers from Madonnas “Ask Me Anything” Monday:

Can you name one gay guy you wish were straight?  Answer:  Frank Ocean

If you were a gay man, would you be a top or a bottom?  Answer:  I am a gay man.

What is the best present you got for your birthday?  Answer:  I got a bong in the shape of a penis.

If you could talk to your 20 year old self, what would you say?  Answer:  Don’t take anything personally.

Hi, M! I hope you’re doing well. ♥ What is the last dream you remember that you’re willing to share?  Answer:  Brad Pitt and I were living together and there was a small blonde child in the bed. Sorry Angelina, it was only a dream.

You’re coming over for dinner. What the hell do I make?  Answer:  make me a dirty martini.

Throughout your career you’ve taken a stand against homophobia, sexism, ageism etc. but what current issues drive you to voice your opinion creatively ?  Answer:  Censoring of artists, around the world. Censorship – for instance Pussy Riot.

Hi Madonna, how do you calm down when you get angry? Love.  Answer:  I dont its a hot mess.

Madonna I want to apologize for booing at your concert oct 16th 2008. You mentioned Obama and I booed . I have felt bad for years after. I think you are a wonderful person and an amazing artist. Thank you for inspiring me all these years.  Answer:  I forgive you.

hello God! Would you ever fight and talk about LGBT rights in Africa? We need you!  Answer:  of course and i have. I made a statement about the law in malawi for people being arrested and sent to jail for being gay.

those are just a few questions from the REDDIT “Ask Me Anything” Monday event with Madonna.  If you want to check out the other questions/answers you can see them all HERE.

Madonna is awesome.  An inspiration.  And a fighter for equality for all and a better, loving world.

She rocks my pants!